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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Episode #6 - OutJeweling Jewel

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8964 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Hello, hi, hey how are you? On this episode of The Voices In Our Heads we take a gander at that one time Jessica Simpson outJeweled Jewel, get a visit from a few FuckBois. fun ways to be fun about your Christmas tree, Apple's Three A's of Customer Service that work in all areas of life and a reminder that, as Jen Sincero puts it, "it's not your fault that you're fucked up. It's your fault if you stay fucked up. " Now get out there and blade babes!! #BabesOnBlades For tickets to see me live and resources referenced in this episode, take your ass on down to www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media: Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

0:06.8

great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads

0:15.0

voices in our heads.

0:19.0

Hi you guys, it's me,

0:22.0

Christina Hutchinson, if you didn't know that

0:26.0

there it is you know it welcome to the voices in our heads

0:29.0

I'm your trusty host and I have a stomach ache. Let me tell you, whoa gas pains, I'm

0:36.7

not doing myself any favors with the dick department, but whatever, I don't care.

0:41.2

Gas pains are, they're very distracting and you know why I got

0:47.0

them well one I'm a Jew thanks 23 and me and two I like to eat at 2.30 in the morning. During the day I'll just

0:58.4

nibble on some grains and vegetables and then it fucking 2.30 rolls around and I'm just I'm rave I'm ravaging my my my cabinets and last night one of the eight things I ate was vegan butternut squash soup.

1:17.0

And I'm not a dairy person because, you.

1:20.0

And I am in so much pain. And I'm pretty sure it's from the soup because

1:24.8

Corinne told me that vegan soup is worse than regular.

1:28.6

It just, vegan food makes her stomach feel like shit and her stomach is

1:31.0

a goddamn fortress. So my Jew--ass stomach I could say that right

1:35.7

it's just very sensitive and so so that happened I did order food and it might come while I'm

1:41.6

recording but like I'm real as shit so like who

1:44.0

cares I don't I'm just lazy I have to leave to write with Corin after this so that's why I

1:48.4

had to order the food I get this illusion in my head that I'm like I don't have any time to do anything which

1:54.0

that's not true but I have a huge to-do list and yet I spend more time than I would

2:01.2

care to admit in my day just kind of staring at a wall because it's just overwhelming.

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