Episode 7 – Dick on Guns

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2016

⏱️ 104 minutes

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:02.6	Dick.
0:03.0	Dick.
0:04.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:08.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:11.0	Dick. You love Dick. You want Dick.
0:23.2	It's here.
0:24.2	You got it.
0:25.8	The show where everything is a contest.
0:27.8	I'm your host Dick Masters and with me is always is Sean.
0:30.9	Hey Dick, Sean's having a rough day. Nothing's working for you today,
0:36.1	is it buddy? Or yesterday. Hey, what's up buddy? And with me today is Joe Star, a very, very funny man and I am sure a rage
0:46.8	Yeah, I get it. I'm gonna reach down you're gonna dig deep and find that rage. You guys rebuilt your audio.
0:53.3	We're recording purely on duct tape right now.
0:56.3	I wish.
0:57.3	The off-brand duct tape.
0:58.1	I'm going to bring that to you guys.
0:59.6	Yeah, everything went to hell last night for Sean.
1:03.8	All of Sean's bargain basement equipment from the 80s
1:09.2	that he's piece that he carries around in a coffin.
1:12.3	All of his audio equipment from the professional audio engineer.
1:15.7	The last stand of Radio Shack.
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