Episode 69- Swan Voyage

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Comedy, History

4.9 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron discuss two fake Florida men for the shame corner, water safety tips, and a story of a family fleeing the Ottoman Empire for the Sunshine State.

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0:00.0	Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away. That's where my heart is your knee never, home where the old folks stay.
0:15.9	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron, the podcast where Floridians
0:22.3	discuss the legends, lore, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.
0:31.3	What's happening?
0:32.7	What's going on, so much.
0:34.2	Everybody's quarantined.
0:35.2	Yeah.
0:35.8	Except for us.
0:36.9	Yep, we are.
0:37.6	What's fascinating is I'm pretty sure Greg has been quarantining his whole life.
0:42.5	Oh, yeah.
0:43.0	Basically his whole life.
0:43.7	He's been training for this month or this moment his entire life.
0:48.7	It's pretty creepy.
0:49.7	You can look at Greg and tell he's a doomsday prepper.
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:52.4	He's got that vibe about him.
0:53.6	It's all cargo pants always.
0:55.4	He's been so horn raw for this moment that...
0:58.4	How horn raw is he?
0:59.5	When this first happened, he met us at the studio door with a list of supplies that we could
1:04.3	not use.
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