Episode 68- Beach Beast

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Comedy, History

4.9 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron discuss cats causing arrests, loose heifers, milkmaids part two, and a strange monster that stalked Florida's beaches in the 1950's.

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0:00.0	Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.
0:08.0	That's where my heart is your knee never home where the old folks stay.
0:16.0	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron.
0:21.3	The podcast where Florid's discuss the legends, lore, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.
0:31.7	Hey, fellas.
0:32.6	Hey, Josh.
0:33.0	Hey.
0:33.7	So I've been reading a lot of philosophy books.
0:36.3	They pose a lot of very deep questions.
0:39.3	Is that why you're wearing glasses now?
0:41.0	That is.
0:41.7	They are trifocals.
0:43.4	They look good.
0:44.0	You look great.
0:44.4	Thank you very much.
0:45.6	So one of the deep questions I could really relate to.
0:49.3	Okay.
0:50.2	Let's say a hobo walks onto your property.
0:53.8	Come again? Drops them drawers drops them drawers okay takes a big
0:56.7	old two two scoop right on your porch okay basket robins two scoops right on your place right okay
1:03.7	double fudge do you go and grab the thinnest paper you have in the house to get that two scoops
1:09.6	off the porch or do you get the water
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