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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Episode 69 - Sodden with Booze.

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Misfit Toys

Books, Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Arts, Alternative Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Arabella and her father keep Jude drunk for days at a party with his old drinking companions. Soon it becomes clear that this conniving pair have a hidden agenda. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/michaelianblack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

from the Jack Jack

0:04.1

Memorial Reading Throne here in the Jill Schwartz Memorial

0:08.6

Memorial Library in the the obscure out loud and comment on it as I go. I am your friend, your ear lover, your beguiler, your

0:29.9

Victorianologist and literary mansplainer in chief, Michael Ian Black.

0:38.4

And we are in the midst of a seduction, my friends.

0:47.0

An out and out seduction.

0:50.7

Maybe even, and I mean, and that's almost the kindest way to put it, it's almost a, it's close to an assault, it's close to a sexual assault, being perpetrated by Arabella upon her long suffering first love and ex-husband Jude Folly.

1:14.0

She has gotten him very drunk and she has taken him back to the pork shop, her father runs, the scene of such carnality, and she is leading

1:30.2

him up the stairs one by one.

1:34.1

One by one, stair after stair at the end of chapter six.

1:41.2

We are at my house dear where there's nobody to spy out how ill you are

1:46.7

now third stare fourth stare that's it now we shall get on and you know exactly how they are going to get on. Now Jude

2:01.0

is very drunk. I don't even know that he could perform his ex-husbandly duties with Arabella and the chapter has just ended I have not begun yet chapter 7

2:16.7

so we don't know the results of that evening but I suspect that the results are going to involve some further entrapment

2:29.4

of Jude's body and soul to Arabella. Now at this point in his life he really doesn't even

2:36.9

care. Right? He's lost everything. He's lost Sue, he's lost his faith, he has lost his children, he has nothing left. He is not even capable

2:50.4

of being murdered, as he said, because to murder oneself is to offer the promise of some

2:57.5

reward, and he has no reward.

3:02.2

There is nothing for him waiting on the other side

3:06.2

of this life or the next.

3:08.7

So how, how, so for the story to end right something something must happen that

3:17.6

invests him back into this life will that something Sue? Because that really is the only thing that he cares about.

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