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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Episode 68 - Ashes to Ashes.

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Misfit Toys

Books, Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Arts, Alternative Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

From the Jack-Jack Memorial Reading Throne, Michael is almost finished with the book. Jude allows Arabella to get him drunk and take him back to her father’s house where he invites her to “burn” him. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/michaelianblack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

from the Jack Jack

0:04.1

Memorial Reading Throne

0:06.4

within the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library

0:09.3

here in the wilds of Connecticut.

0:12.3

This is obscure. in the and comment on it as I go.

0:24.0

We are still, of course, in mourning.

0:27.4

Here in the wilds of Connecticut,

0:29.7

we have retrieved Jack Jack's ashes and he is now residing in a little tin can.

0:39.4

I mean it's nicer than that.

0:41.1

You know, it's like a tin urn I suppose beside the ashes of our other two dead dogs and we are

0:51.6

debating what exactly we should do with the ashes. Now keep in mind

0:56.4

we have been carrying around the ashes of our first dog for 20 years it it seems like, close to, 15 years, 16 years, something like that.

1:07.5

No, I think about 18, 20 years.

1:10.0

But I think we are finally resolved to burying these three earns somewhere on our property.

1:20.8

Otherwise, what will eventually happen is we, our house will just get overrun with the ashes of dead dogs and possibly other animals.

1:35.0

If we should welcome other animals into our lives, we do have a cat named Alfie.

1:40.0

Alfie is probably on the low end of middle age for a cat, shows no signs of ill health, but

1:49.2

often runs out into the night.

1:53.4

And here in the wilds of Connecticut, of course,

1:55.1

there are other wild animals that could easily

2:00.7

rip Alfie from limb to limb, in which case we probably would never find the body and there

2:06.1

would be no ashes to collect.

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