Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, childish, this all freaks me out. Childish. Oh shit. How can I pet when I'm still a kid? Childish? Childish, oh shit.

Who the hell decided I was ready for this? My name is Greg Fitzsimmons. I'm Allison Rosen. Together we do a

podcast that is very personal and it's there to help you and if we help you grow as a

parent our job is done and even as a non-parent, this is a person.

I swear to God, I go out doing stand-up comedy.

I have so many people come up to me and say,

I don't have kids, but I listen to the podcast.

We get emails from a lot of people saying,

I don't have kids, but I listen to the podcast.

So I guess maybe because everybody has parents,

so they've been a child?

And because we just appeal to everyone, Greg.

We do. Here's a favor. I will not pretend to be modest. I don't even pretend. What were you

going to say? I have a gift for a lot of people ask us in the emails about, you know, they're overwhelmed, they've got kids, they feel like they can't handle it,

or you get people that are pregnant and are freaking out because they don't know if they can handle it and I read this article and it really kind of landed and it was just talking about how

You know just don't think you have to be perfect and don't feel like you have to do everything in this moment right away.

If you're having a hard time, leave the dishes in the sink overnight. Don't feel like you got to make your kids Halloween costume from scratch.

You know, don't, you know, just accept that the important thing is your mental health and your balance and sometimes that means

asking your significant other to pick up the slack a little bit while you go get a massage or you take a walk or you take a bath and give yourself a couple

hours and regenerate and then you'll come back and you'll be a better parent, you'll be a better

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