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🗓️ 7 November 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious |
0:08.1 | eat it all and you can't have any today's episode is cherry tomatoes nothing says November |
0:14.8 | like cherry tomatoes yeah at one point we we kind of tried to to our topic seasonal, but it's so hard, like, |
0:22.3 | well, with time passing and everything. |
0:24.5 | It just keeps passing. |
0:27.1 | Yeah, like, I have been, I have like this, on my desk, I have this pause button that I just |
0:32.0 | keep hitting and it does not work. |
0:33.7 | Oh, is that one you get for free at Staples or something? |
0:36.0 | It's exactly right. Yeah. I spent 50 bucks at Staples and they gave me a pause button that allows me to stop time. |
0:44.4 | God, I love Staples. You can get everything you need there. It's amazing. Yeah, no, I bought a working |
0:50.0 | time machine there for $14.99. Sadly, this episode is not sponsored by staples. |
0:57.4 | Many years ago, like in the early days of email, like I and a couple of my friends got this |
1:02.5 | weird spam email that, where someone was saying that they had invented time travel and |
1:07.7 | would sell you a time machine for $70. |
1:11.2 | And we thought $70 was the funniest amount of money to be charged for a fake time machine. |
1:16.7 | I've been thinking about it ever since. |
1:17.8 | I wonder how many people bought the $70 time machine. |
1:21.1 | I like probably a bunch and we don't see those people around anymore because they're in the future. |
1:25.8 | Yeah, yeah. |
1:26.8 | But now we're in the future because time keeps passing and now we're sitting in front of |
1:30.3 | a bowl of cherry tomatoes. |
1:31.3 | Mm-hmm. |
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