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Spilled Milk

Episode 671: Cherry Tomatoes

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious

0:08.1

eat it all and you can't have any today's episode is cherry tomatoes nothing says November

0:14.8

like cherry tomatoes yeah at one point we we kind of tried to to our topic seasonal, but it's so hard, like,

0:22.3

well, with time passing and everything.

0:24.5

It just keeps passing.

0:27.1

Yeah, like, I have been, I have like this, on my desk, I have this pause button that I just

0:32.0

keep hitting and it does not work.

0:33.7

Oh, is that one you get for free at Staples or something?

0:36.0

It's exactly right. Yeah. I spent 50 bucks at Staples and they gave me a pause button that allows me to stop time.

0:44.4

God, I love Staples. You can get everything you need there. It's amazing. Yeah, no, I bought a working

0:50.0

time machine there for $14.99. Sadly, this episode is not sponsored by staples.

0:57.4

Many years ago, like in the early days of email, like I and a couple of my friends got this

1:02.5

weird spam email that, where someone was saying that they had invented time travel and

1:07.7

would sell you a time machine for $70.

1:11.2

And we thought $70 was the funniest amount of money to be charged for a fake time machine.

1:16.7

I've been thinking about it ever since.

1:17.8

I wonder how many people bought the $70 time machine.

1:21.1

I like probably a bunch and we don't see those people around anymore because they're in the future.

1:25.8

Yeah, yeah.

1:26.8

But now we're in the future because time keeps passing and now we're sitting in front of

1:30.3

a bowl of cherry tomatoes.

1:31.3

Mm-hmm.

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