Oh, hey, everybody. How you doing? Welcome to the Cripes cast. I'm your host, Charlie

Barons. My guest this week is Mark Normand. He's a standup comedian. You've seen him on

Conan. You've seen him on the tonight show, the late show. He actually opens for Seinfeld

as well, which is in the comedy world, a very tough gig to get and a very prestigious

gig. So good dude. I think we have a very fun conversation and you can actually see

Mark at comedy on state next weekend. So make sure you do that. It's an amazing comedy club.

One of the best in the country hands down. It's right over there off state street, right

over there off state street, ladies and gentlemen, just down from that big gum drop, we call

the capital. Okay. The big mint gum drop. Who made mint gum drops, by the way? Who did

that? Same person made the white jelly bean also made the white gum drop and those people.

I don't know. I don't know what they were thinking, but maybe a being prejudiced against

white gum drops, but how did we get on the, oh, yeah, the capital. That's how we got

on that topic. Well, that's a good way. Charlie, that's good to show everybody how your brain

works or doesn't. I do this thing on my phone where I, where I just write like potential

bits in my notes section. I got like little folders for everything like sketch and stand

up. And I have like shows. I'm trying to pitch songs. Those are, those are really bad.

I won't even dig into those. But I got this. I'm just flipping through my phone right

now. I've got this one under stand up. And this solid sets in the entire bit is I chew gum

like a cereal killer. Now, what I mean by that, okay, is I was on the road a lot this past

week. I'm on tour. And I noticed in the little cup holder, all the gum wrappers. And

I didn't know I did this, but I actually, I'll be honest with you, what happened is my

buddy got into the car. And then he was like, what did you have an entire like, you have

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