Content warning for abuse and pregnancy trauma. Some place underneath. I'm gonna' song and copyright it and every time someone sings it, I get a dollar.

All right, let's hear it.

Let's see your rough draft.

Okay, here we go.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday we go. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Natalie.

Happy birthday to you.

Is that good?

Well, I think you need to change at least a note in there.

All right, to you?

Is that what you did?

It's a question.

I used to have this bit back when I was doing stand-up in New York where it was a selfish person singing happy birthday to somebody else.

And it was a whole like, it's a visual bit, and it's all about me, and I kind of like push them away.

It's very funny.

But every time I would do it at like a club, people would be like,

what is this crazy bitch? But if I'd go to like a gay bar, they'd be like, yes, we love it.

Interesting. It's like a different, like, people who like that joke are a little more into

pizzazz, I guess. Yeah. No, I can see that for sure. We're really into pizzazz over here and Spun. Welcome to some place underneath. I'm Natalie Jean. I'm Amber Nelson. I think it's a great idea for money making purposes. You just have to get something that's really catchy and then know how to copyright really quickly. Immediately. Just something stupid. Remember that kid who was, I think, copyright claiming that floss dance for video games and stuff.

I'm not making this up. You're looking at me like, I'm insane. What is the floss dance?

Oh, you know that thing that everybody's doing like four years ago. It's like,

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