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🗓️ 15 December 2016
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0:00.0 | So the internet sluze latch on to this and they're like and there so it's like it's like pizza all right and then it's handkerchief and then it's democrats and then it's oh this democrat who was involved in this contemporary performance art |
0:14.8 | bullshit that involves spirit cooking, which has its roots in rituals that |
0:19.2 | were promulgated by notable Satanist Alistair Crowley. |
0:23.0 | So as I kind of was saying before, you take all of these disparate elements and you do a little |
0:28.8 | spirit cooking of your own and the concoction that comes out is a sort of throughline narrative in which |
0:35.8 | in which Comet Pizza this place is a sort of like a modern McMarton daycare |
0:41.6 | it is a sort of like nexus for the satanic |
0:46.7 | petaphilic trade in children amongst the elites and particularly the sort of atheistic left-wing |
0:55.0 | elites of this country and then once you've sort of established that |
1:00.0 | narrative it becomes totalizing all other information feeds into that |
1:05.2 | narrative oh the the logo of this of this yes yes the triangle right. Yeah, the logo, one of the logos looks like is like a |
1:16.7 | triangle. I mean it's a fucking slice of pizza, but it's like, oh, like, you know, that's a man, why would you want a triangle in your pizza logo? |
1:26.0 | I think I saw that the logo for Comet Pizza, according to the internet, |
1:31.0 | is eerily similar to the logo for pedophilia? |
1:36.0 | I don't know they had it. |
1:37.0 | That's famous pedophile. |
1:39.0 | Put this in your in your brand if you're a pedophile so we all know. |
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