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No, welcome. This is episode 650 of Cognitive Dissonance. It's starting to tick.

It's coming close. That's 666 number. I don't know what we're going to be able to do.

We're going to have to kill a chicken live on air. Can we scroll it around our, isn't it?

No, that's not Satanist, though. That's like that's you wish or something.

You wish I think what's the one where you put your sin in a chicken?

Put your, hey, now I'm going to need a bigger chicken. I'm going to do smaller chicken.

I'll tell you what that chicken will be finger-licking go. That's all I'm saying.

Well, I'll tell you this. I am that is a terrifying ritual. I look, I'm a meteor.

Man, so I've killed hundreds, if not thousands of animals indirectly in my lifetime.

Right. But but that is a little bit of that's a little look.

That's a little that's a little we've gone hunting. We've gone hunting. We've gone bird hunting.

We've gone deer hunting. Yeah. I'm okay with sort of removing that veil of separation

and doing the dirty work myself. I'm fine with that. But I am not like,

yeah, I'm going to put all my fucking sad thoughts in a bird and then whip it around my head.

Yeah. And then like that gets Jesus's attention right in you when you got to the bird.

Do this got to be a moment when you're like, yeah, I put my sins in a chicken.

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