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This is episode 649 and Cecil, I want you to know, buddy, I see what you've been doing.

I see it. For 647 episodes, the last two weeks with standing, the notes guys have always appeared to my left.

And I can look over to my left and I can see the notes and I can see what show number we're on.

But for two weeks, for two weeks, he's put me on notice, motherfuckers.

He's put me on notice, Will Tom remember the number?

Two monitors.

My monitor, which Tom isn't allowed to see, because I'm looking at porn at a time.

And then three quarters of the time.

And then there's this monitor, which is the big monitor that Tom and I can see.

And you're right, I have been moving.

And it is, I've gotten it right though.

I've got to give this is the moment where I give myself props.

Tom, I want to give you props too.

Okay.

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