Episode 64 Teaser - The Ten Krackel Commandments

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🗓️ 5 December 2016

⏱️ 2 minutes

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We read from the Caleb letters again. Matt laughs harder than any episode we've done. Subscribe to hear it: patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0	We've gotten a lot of new subscriptions after the election. I know a lot of people are like going back through the whole catalog
0:06.1	Some of you maybe are not familiar with this, but I'm returning now in the Chappo reading series to the Caleb Jacobi saga.
0:14.6	This is a fan favorite, it may be my favorite reading series.
0:17.4	Just to briefly recap, Caleb is the teenage fail son
0:21.6	of Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby who he for many years
0:26.8	wrote an annual column in the form of an open letter to his son, Caleb.
0:33.0	They're all archived, they are extraordinary.
0:36.0	They all rule.
0:37.0	All of them are fucking great.
0:39.0	So I want to dip back in now to the Caleb Saga.
0:43.4	It's called Testing the Sales is the name of this letter.
0:46.6	It begins as they all do.
0:48.2	My beloved Caleb.
0:50.7	Not long ago, I stumbled upon a document you created on your computer. It was titled. Oh no. Oh boy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, boy. It was titled, rules and suggestions for stealing candy. I didn't know what it was going to be that good.
1:20.0	That is the best thing it could have been. This is the best it could have been.
1:24.0	It's sure enough, it gets better.
1:30.0	It gets better.
1:31.0	It gets better.
1:32.0	Sure enough. better. It gets better.
1:40.0	Sure enough, what followed was a series of pointers on how to filth sweets and get away with it. This is real.
1:45.0	real.
1:47.0	This is real.
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