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Spilled Milk

Episode 63: Packaged Cookies

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2012

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:09.8

delicious eat it all and you can't have any and today we're talking about cookies. We are specifically talking about

0:16.8

store-bought cookies. Yes. No we didn't we didn't bake anything the house does

0:22.1

smell delicious. It's the delicious fragrance of our first

0:25.0

cookie and so we pretty much got all the important cookies here I think

0:29.7

except for one we had a lot of fun thinking about what we wanted to include in this episode.

0:33.7

What were the cookies of our childhood? What were the cookies that we wish we'd had in our

0:38.0

childhood? Yeah, I think this easily could have ballooned to 77 cookies if we had let it but we we kept it to just a

0:45.0

few. Plus you know we might want to do like a cookies too someday. Yes and we're not

0:48.7

talking about Oreos because we thought about it and like everybody knows Oreos and everybody likes Oreos and it was sort of a foregone conclusion.

0:56.0

Yeah, I think we can all, I think we all have a firmly cemented taste memory of Oreos.

1:01.1

Having said that, when I was at Safeway buying these cookies I saw they had this you know they keep coming out with the more and more variations on Oreos like covered with this and dipped in that and with this filling and food coloring and stuff. They had the most

1:14.2

ridiculous one yet. It was a double decker double stuff Oreos so it was like a

1:18.9

big mac of Oreos and like one layer of meat in the middle. Yeah totally did. It had a

1:23.9

layer of chocolate cream and a layer of vanilla cream both double stuffed

1:28.0

layers with a third cookie in the middle. It was nuts. I didn't get it.

1:32.1

Whoa. It didn't contain nuts. I didn't get it. Whoa.

1:33.0

It didn't contain nuts.

1:35.0

Anyway, so let's eat some cookies.

1:37.0

Come on.

1:38.0

I mean, do we need to say anything before we just launch it to eating cookies?

1:41.0

I mean, let's just eat cookies.

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