Real, I told you today, I said, remind me to talk to you about pigeons.

Yes. And it's really important.

Should we get it off the tape? Should we, should we just talk about it now? Yeah, I think so. I have no idea what this is about. You have no idea what it's about. But it's actually a great day for you and pigeon

toad people like yourself. Oh, hey, come on. We don't reveal what's going on underneath here.

No, we've already revealed that you've got killer calves.

It's only fair that we also tell you that you are pigeon-toed.

You know, it's looked at as a disability.

The fact that you are openly discussing this, it has... It's a hippo violation.

It is a, it's a hippo violation. No, you're going to love this and you're going to be like,

you know what, go fuck yourself, because they were trending this morning on threads on my side

of the internet. And you know why it's because

there's a new peloton ad for the peloton um treadmill and who's walking on it sexily in a white tank top

and teeny tiny little shorts none other than h Williams. Who is?

Also pigeon toad.

And then people were like, you know who else is pigeon toad?

His real dad, Keanu Reeves.

Yeah, he is.

He is one of our finest.

When you see Keanu run, when I see him run, I feel seen.

It is something that people have pointed out to me ever since I moved here.

I think even before then, because when I run, when I'm like running and doing something.

So what the fuck's wrong with your feet?

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