Hello, everyone back to another episode of The Reality is, as always, it's Noour and I have on Kelly Williams to talk to me about these crazy young kids on Bravo.

Hi, Kelly. Hi, here I am. I'm excited. Thank you for having me. Oh, my God, of course. You know, I did tell you, I texted this to you. I had, you were on dumpster dive last week and I got real jealous.

I was listening to my friends giggle with each other and I was like, why am I not there?

I do love to giggle with you and Tom both. You guys have great giggles. I just have so much fun.

Now, speaking of things that don't actually make us

giggle, we are going to talk about the Valley. Yes. Yes. Which I like convinced you. Like I was like,

oh, like, are you watching the while? You're like, no, that show is so dark. And then I just started

shitting on how terrible the people are on the show. You were like, well, I guess I'm watching the show. Yeah. I guess I'm excited to see the show without Jacks.

And I think you responded to one of my threads that all the men are just different variants of

Jacks. That's right. Yeah. And you're right. And we do need to get into like the straightness of the show and how like the more we watch like straight television.

It's just like it's bad for the soul.

Honestly, it's just really like frustrating to watch Luke complain about Kristen not wanting to have sex. But you know what? Danny.

Can I give some smoke to Danny right now? Oh my God. Yeah. Okay. Wait. Let's talk about what happened so far.

The first two episodes. So the first two episodes, no, it's totally fine. First two episodes, it doesn't really matter.

We've got Brittany. She is like more yuck, yuck, yuck than ever. She is so, she is so yuck,

and I've expressed this several times. I'm concerned for her airways. I don't know how that woman is

breathing. I'm genuinely concerned. Like they're, they're, the clothes that she wears, like somebody said,

it may have been Lexi Nico or somebody they said that she dresses

like like Jersey Shore like she dresses like early seasons Jersey Jersey short she dresses like

those women on the red carpets you know and you know like Brittany would like fuck up a chunky

belt like she would love a chunky belt but like she would love a chunky belt. But like she's like got her

sparkle back and like she's out there dating some guy and like going on trips with him.

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