Episode 615 - Good Luck Bad Luck
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Hey! This week Hank is joined by the long lost Kevin to chat about a long lost, then found WW2 B24 co-pilot. They're also chatting about fake button up shirts, tires, Hank's trip to New Orleans and much much more nonsense. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | We're recording here we go it's on let's get okay. Okay. Oh man. Yeah. Oh and I no longer have energy |
| 0:10.3 | Right. Oh, I just spend it all energy. That was it. Duh. |
| 0:13.0 | I just expended all my energy. |
| 0:16.0 | Where was I recently? |
| 0:18.0 | I was somewhere and I was depressing these people because they had a little kid and a puppy right and their kids |
| 0:25.4 | running around it's all happy you know that puppy's gonna die right. |
| 0:28.3 | One day one day |
| 0:36.0 | unspeakable sadness. It's going to ruin your week. What do you think of our puppy? It's going to grow up, it's going to get ugly. It's going to eat cat |
| 0:40.4 | shit out of the cat box and then it's going to die on you. That's what I think |
| 0:43.9 | your goddamn dog. Having a bad day? It wasn't, no I wasn't depressing in that way. The |
| 0:51.0 | puppy's running around and it's so happy and this kid's playing with the puppy and they're so happy and I said |
| 0:57.2 | That puppy and that child are happier than you'll ever be in your life ever again |
| 1:05.0 | They're just fucking around too. I'm not wrong. |
| 1:06.0 | And it's just one moment within an entire day |
| 1:10.0 | in that one moment. |
| 1:12.0 | Right. |
| 1:13.0 | And they're gonna and that puppy and that child are gonna have a thousand of those moments that day. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.0 | And every one of those |
| 1:23.3 | have a happier than you're ever going to be ever again. Yeah, that kid doesn't have a mortgage. |
| 1:24.8 | No, that kid doesn't have kids. |
| 1:26.8 | You're right, yeah. |
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