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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 614 - Nude Gardening

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Wilderness, Sports, Comedy

5.0908 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Here's a little ditty with Hank's favorite musicians Travis Ward and Ali Ward of Hillfolk Noir! We feature their music on the show quite often so it's high time we have 'em around for a conversation about bear meat, music, gardening and much much more nonsense. Enjoy! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

You should know, of all the people that I've had on this podcast, you guys should know where to put your mouths.

0:08.8

So talk towards the microphone?

0:10.3

Yeah, well you were leaned like five feet away from it. You said relax. You were well

0:16.6

Don't turn this all. Hey, don't God, this is my show. Don't you dare turn this on me.

0:21.2

Well, I'm sorry. You're a musician, you record music this on me. Well, I'm sorry.

0:22.7

You're a musician, you record music,

0:24.4

you sing in the band, you both do.

0:27.5

And so I assume, like, of course, where I've placed

0:30.4

Ali's mic is right in front of her face.

0:33.2

It's like, and it doesn't go any lower.

0:35.4

I just have to look around if I want to make eye contact.

0:37.9

I can also just hide.

0:39.1

You need a booster seat.

0:40.3

I need to, I've put you in low chairs with microphones that don't go any lower I've positioned you poorly and you have no back support

0:48.9

That's all right. I do that a hunch over anyways here's the thing. So just so everybody knows who I'm talking to,

0:55.7

Travis and Ali Ward of Hillfolk-Noir. You're of other things, but I'm just that's how people listening to this would know who you are

1:05.6

because I play a Hillfolk noir song at the end of almost every single episode

1:11.6

I need more music because I'm starting to double up.

1:15.4

I'm starting to play songs that I've already played and people are and people are

1:19.4

texting and messaging. We've already heard that.

1:23.1

Why did I have to hear that twice?

1:25.6

Did these guys run out of songs?

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