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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 612 - It begins with a poop story

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9914 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Hank is joined by fishing guide and author Ryan Johnston to chat about where to keep your cell phone and Ryan's books "A Reel Job" and "Reelly". Put your thinking cap away and give it a listen! Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is how this is how this podcast goes. We start by just chest check check let's hear you

0:08.9

Check one two can you hear me? Oh my God perfect perfect. We'll see how this goes

0:16.2

We're I'm not sure how fast your internet connection is so we are recording remotely Ryan is just south of Kalispell, Montana?

0:25.8

Correct. Yeah, I live in a little town called Summers. We're about a mile from Flathead Lake.

0:30.4

It's a beautiful part of the world. Okay. At the end of the

0:34.0

end of the podcast we'll give out your personal you know address and just let

0:37.6

people know that if they're ever in the area you can stop by for a free

0:40.4

meal so and I'd imagine the internet service up there and in whatever the town is that you just said is is impeccable.

0:49.1

Uh yeah I would say it goes in and out you know there's a lot of times where it's good and then it'll just disappear for three or four days at a time.

0:56.6

You know, it's living in Montana.

0:58.0

Oh, oh, wow, okay. Well that sounds like that sounds pretty nice.

1:01.8

I mean, that's sort, it sounds like a good fishing trip is if I'm, you're out of service for a good four or five days at a time and then maybe you get a little bit of a service where your phone blows up and then you go right back out of. That is a fantastic recipe for a fishing trip.

1:17.0

So, before we get started, I'll say if you want to support this show, you can go to Patreon.com

1:23.5

slash Hank Patterson and give me all your money.

1:26.6

All the proceeds go directly to me in my beer fund and also into putting on award-winning productions like the one that you're listening to right now,

1:36.2

Patreon.com, forward slash, hey Patterson, if you want to throw money in a burning barrel, that's the place to do it.

1:42.2

So, hey hey so I'm sitting in a coffee shop

1:46.2

this morning and I want to know if you relate to this I'm sitting in a coffee shop this

1:50.0

morning because I work out of my house and then we go location to shoot video.

1:57.0

But a lot of times I go to a coffee shop to sit and write and do my work because it's the only time I'm going to see another human

2:04.2

being that day. It's the only time I might I have to have an excuse to get the hell

2:08.6

out of the house and put on pants. And so I went to the coffee shop and this guy comes in with a

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