All right, hello, hello. Okay, here we go. Now we're recording. Now we're recording. Check check, check, check, check, check, check, man. So a couple of weeks ago, I had to do an episode of the show alone because some

douche bag didn't show up.

What who?

And anyway, he's here...

I'll go get the son of a bitch.

I'll go get the son of a bitch and it was Eric who is here today after being

forgiven but I made him work for it I didn't I we didn't talk for a couple days you were you concerned that I was really

angry at you no not really no a little bit though you were a little bit I was

a little bit I was we had to go to it shut up we had to go to, shut up, we had to go to a dinner. So Eric, so Eric a couple weeks ago was supposed to be on the show and because he doesn't have a job. the one day I had something

have a job and responsibilities like the rest of us

he just time doesn't matter to Eric

the one day I had something going on

I space everything

time doesn't matter to Eric. Eric is a kept man and he gets up in the morning and lives a life of leisure. And so if you're somebody born with a silver spoon in their

mouth who just has to sit around looking pretty all day you forget about

engagements and it wasn't all about Eric forget about

Errik.

Oh, is the show called Eric's outdoor misadventures?

If so, I'll be there.

But if not, if it's not all about you you don't give a shit so you decide I'm not going to show up you

forget about it so finally talking about me so I'm fine okay, can we get to me, please?

What did I do then?

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