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Election Profit Makers

Episode 61: Nothing But Bans

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

You must listen to this episode to find out if you’ve been banned. Get your EPM merch at bit.ly/epmfashion. Even if you are banned from listening to EPM, you can still watch Going Deep with David Rees or Dicktown or Search Party.

Election Profit Makers is a Radio Point production with Executive Producers Alex Bach, Rich Korson, and Daniel Powell.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder.

0:06.0

One of the four beasts saying,

0:09.0

Come and see, and I saw who to free and who to blame.

0:35.5

Everybody won't be treated all the same there'll be a golden letter reaching down when the man comes around

0:48.5

welcome to election profit banners this is the the special bans only podcast.

0:56.2

We have so many bans to get to.

0:58.4

We've had so many people donate to voting rights organizations and then ban their friends

1:02.3

and family from listening that we are producing this standalone bandalone banger.

1:07.1

My name is Kid Midas, the original band writer, and I'm here with my friend Starly Quinn.

1:11.6

Hello, Starly.

1:12.4

Hi.

1:13.1

And Long John Silver.

1:15.2

Hey, everybody out there in Ban World.

1:18.5

You may think because this is a special episode that listening to it is voluntary.

1:23.6

In fact, this is the only episode this entire season where listening is mandatory.

1:28.4

I have a feeling that there are people out there who think that if they don't hear their name being banned,

1:34.3

then they, in fact, can get away with continuing to listen to our podcast.

1:38.1

But ignorance of the law is no excuse.

1:41.5

And if you want to be in good standing with the election profit makers,

1:45.3

if you want to enjoy the rights and privileges of being a listener, or the even more intense

1:49.7

rights and privileges of being banned from listening, then you obviously must listen to this

1:54.6

podcast. We have a massive amount of casualties to list, unfortunately. But it's a solemn duty,

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