It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd,

brought to you by Dr Floyd.com.

This week starring Joel Hodgson as Blackbeard

with a cameo by Michael Rayner.

In our last aquatic adventure,

evil mastermind Dr. Steve and his sock-shaped assistant

fidget had made a time jump to the year 1717

to try and swipe the sword of the infamous pirate Blackbeard.

Hot on their heels was Dr Floyd and his crew who we now find hollowed behind some barrels

on the deck of Blackbeard's ship.

The Queen Anne's revenge.

Look at this, Chips.

There's a shuffleboard cord on Blackbeard's ship.

Yeah, look at that Swan Ice Sculpture.

It's almost as if Blackbeard is running a cruise ship or something.

Yeah, we might have to seriously re-evaluate our thoughts on how pirates behave.

In the meantime, Dr Floyd, how are we going to stop Dr. Steve?

Well, first thing we have to do is find him.

Hi, mate, leave it to old Captain Grant sapsucker.

I shall find the scurvy rascal.

Dr. Grant, I told you to leave your pirate gear on the ship. This is serious business.

Oh, he may have a point, Dr Floyd. He is dressed like a pirate. He can blend in with the other pirates and find

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