It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr Floyd.com. This week starring Joe Hodgson as Blackbeard with cameos by Frank Conif, John Kennedy, and Michael Rayner.

We begin this episode in the year 17,

about a large wooden sailing ship in the middle of the Caribbean Sea.

Assmbled on the decks of the ship are a group of the most sinister, bloodthirsty, and treacherous

pirates that have ever sailed the seven seas.

The brooding Buccaneers wait patiently for word from their captain.

What do you think the captain's orders will be this morning?

I'm not sure, but you can bet they'll be sinister, bloodthirsty, and treacherous,

or my name isn't Kielhall Kevin.

Is it? Is what it? Is your name keel whole Kevin you know that it is we've been

sailing together for years now just checking we picked up so many new pirates in the

last port I keep forgetting who's who new

new recruits like that skinny guy over by the rail yeah the one with the C6

sock-shaped parrot what do you think his story is I don know, but he does have an evil look about him.

Educated experts of our show have no doubt realized that the skinny evil looking

pirate by the rail of the ship is none other than that skinny evil mastermind,. Steve and furthermore the C-6

sock-shaped parrot on his shoulder is his C-6 sock-shaped assistant fidget

Oh boy yeah hang in there fidget it'll be okay you want another one of these sea sickness patches

Okay here. I'll put one on your oh my you don't seem to have any bare skin left to put another one on.

Oh well, you'll get your sea legs soon.

Why are we here?

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