Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back to the Deadcast. I'm Drew here in Maryland. That's Marksman over in Chicago.

Not in Chicago for very long. Is that correct, Marchman?

Yeah, my wife got a job in Philadelphia, so we're going to be packing everyone up and moving east.

Woo! Oh, that's a strong move. So did she get the job because you're the head of the Deadspin battleship now, so you had to be closer to New York, or was it just a total

coincidence?

Total coincidence.

She just got a really good.

She's a librarian, and she got a good offer at a school out there, so it's good

for us.

Unfortunately, we'll go into Philadelphia.

But on the other hand, we live in Chicago, so you're basically exchanging one set of belligerent dirt bags for another.

I don't think, you know, we're going to feel not at home.

You know, violence, people who take football way too fucking seriously, cursing, meat.

You know, it all, i think it will feel familiar and homie but if

if anyone has any good philly tips they should they should send them to me i like both cities

actually i mean i know we do all the jokes every year during the NFL things and during

the NFL previews and I rip on every city because that's what I do because I'm an ignorant prick. But in actuality, like when I go to Philadelphia and I'm eating in a restaurant, hey, this is nice. This is nice. No, no Philly guys going up to me and telling me to go fuck myself. And then, like, I really like Chicago too.

So which I don't, I don't have an

issue with either city. Like I like Chicago a little bit

more, but I only think, I really like Chicago, too. So which I don't, I don't have an issue with either city.

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