Episode 596: Very Small Lobsters

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 107 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.6	Great.
0:06.1	Let's go. This time for Madem, Madeline, I'm eating a Tim Tam.
0:27.8	Me too.
0:28.6	That's Paul Natalie.
0:29.5	My mouthful Tim Tam.
0:32.7	Jim?
0:33.4	Tim Tam.
0:34.8	We have Australian guests in the studio. Is that mic on, Jacob? Here, turn to speak into the microphone.
0:41.7	Hi, I'm John. Hi, John. How are you? Really good. Thank you.
0:45.0	We came in and gave us Tim Tams. And what else did he give us? And some booze. Some single malt whiskey. Hellyer's Road from Tasmania.
0:53.1	That is the brightest most amber whiskey I've ever seen.
0:56.9	Smells exactly like urine.
0:59.3	Oh, I think we just gave you a bottle of piss.
1:01.3	I think you gave me a bottle of piss.
1:03.4	They did just drive here from San Diego.
1:05.6	Yeah.
1:06.3	You drove all the way here from San Diego?
1:07.9	Boy, is his bladder tired.
1:09.1	They did not stop.
1:11.4	And you're with Jess?
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