Episode 595: No One Can Leave- There Has Been a Myrtle!

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Stupidity loves company as Matt welcome listener mail about stupid mistakes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs, Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:03.6	Yes!
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.3	Great!
0:05.8	Let's go!
0:27.6	It's time for Matt and Matt Matherland with Eschream Social sitting across from me is Paul Madden's name. Across from me, it's Mr. Matt Donnelly.
0:29.4	And I'm on the knob and that was the chick of the audio guy.
0:33.7	I thought I was to him and Kermit the Frog.
0:35.5	This is Kermit the Frog here and over there. It's Dick of the Audio Guy.
0:38.7	Oh!
0:39.8	Yay!
0:41.1	That was me being Beaker.
0:42.5	Kermil, why didn't I not get an intro?
0:44.7	Hi-ya!
0:46.0	Oh, I am hot today.
0:47.9	Oh, yeah.
0:48.2	He's hot.
0:48.9	He's got a topic.
0:50.6	How much of an asshole am I on a normal day-to-day basis? Oh, this is a trap question.
0:55.0	I need an attorney.
0:56.6	You got it.
0:57.8	I think I'm a fairly nice guy most of the time.
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