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Probably Science

Episode 585 - Jeff Zenisek

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8707 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jess Zenisek (@jeffzenisek) joins Andy, Jesse and Matt to talk about tennis, homophobic sports stereotypes, Jesse's new ski persona, Mr. Wizard, Jeff's hair care regimen, a tiny tyrannosaur, a better rock-paper-scissors strategy, gray hair's relationship to cancer, the worst music to play during sex and the banger Parked By The Lake.

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0:00.0

Probably Science

0:02.0

Hello and welcome to Probably Science. This is the voice of Andy Wood.

0:14.0

Hey, this is Jesse Case.

0:15.0

I'm Matt Kirsh and deep into the Sarah Milliken tour now.

0:18.0

I'm recording in Phoenix as we speak, but by the time this comes out, who knows where I'll be. I'll be somewhere further east, I'm sure. We have a guest who is a comedian, a podcaster, an occasional pickleball partner of me, who's far too good because he was also a tennis pro. It's Jeff Zinniszek. How are you, Jeff? Hey, how's going? Hey, good, man. Going well. That's a, uh, Zinisek is a great tennis pro name. Yeah, really. Yeah, it's very, uh, like Eastern European Czech, kind of. Is that where it's where, where does that originate? Yeah, it's a, yeah, it's a Czech last name. So you haven't changed it to Zinesek Republic? No, yeah. Or, yeah, it was hyphenated that. And then I just, you know, for entertainment purposes, I took off. Stage name, you go back to Zach. Yeah, yeah. And I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is our second second tennis pro we've had a few tennis pros on

1:12.6

did you guys have costa on the show yeah i went to high school with him yeah oh nice years back yeah

1:17.9

yeah he's sick dude i um he was definitely a more accomplished tennis player than me he had a world

1:24.5

ranking i didn't have that but um we played a couple of times when i uh

1:29.5

moved out here and uh talked to him a little bit just because like i knew that he did tennis

1:34.8

and we talked to you guys do you guys go full when when you play the two of you is like is it real

1:42.1

like is it like both of us are trying our absolute hardest or is

1:45.0

like a leisurely uh i think you i mean you you're like you're still like probably trying kind

1:52.5

of hard but you're not like killing yourself you know i mean like yeah could you actually if

1:58.5

you really said i'm going to play my hardest today are you you gonna be in pain for a week or something or no?

2:02.5

Yeah for sure. Oh yeah like definitely. But that's that's kind of the problem. I have that that like competitive douchebag thing that's like really hard to let go. So it's like I I'll be like, oh yeah, this will just be like fun or whatever. And then like someone will like get a point. And then I'm like, okay, now it's fucking on, dude. And then I just can't help it. It's like I'll throw my back out. I'll like, you know, lay out for stuff. I'm running for shit. I probably shouldn't. I just, it's always been like that with sports stuff for me. Yeah, I can imagine. I mean, I was, I'm a swimmer, which is different. And so I guess if any, if any given moment, I was going to race somebody, I would race them the hardest I could in that moment

2:50.9

but if I'm not in shape it's just not going to be very impressive yeah but I'm not

2:55.3

going to like wake up sore the next day or something it's swimming seems like it's it

3:00.5

seems hard to know what's going on around you I'm terrible at swimming probably because like

3:07.4

every pool I've ever been in I can like stand up in you know because I'm terrible at swimming probably because like every pool I've ever been in I can

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like stand up in you know because I'm like tall so like yeah swimming's like I was bad at

3:18.0

it it's like super hard it's it's it's it's a slog I mean it's also if you're not if it

3:23.7

doesn't line up with your mindset it's a pretty. I mean, it's also, if you're not, if it doesn't line up with your mindset, it's a pretty boring existence, the training and, uh, I've trouble with the breathing under water, you know?

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