Episode 58: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Banned
Election Profit Makers
Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.9 • 700 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Jon reads his new Bitly links, Starlee watches Irresistible, David goes crazy with bans.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, everybody. Before we start this week's episode, I have an important announcement. If your name is |
| 0:04.2 | Lindsay and you have a dad named Brett, I'm sad to say that he has retroactively banned you from listening |
| 0:11.1 | to all previous episodes of election profit makers. Lindsay, you can no longer listen to this podcast |
| 0:17.7 | either in the future or in the past. You are already in violation of this |
| 0:23.3 | ban because you didn't know about it. And now I'll do the introduction. |
| 0:30.9 | Welcome to election profit makers, everybody. It's the greatest podcast you'll ever hear |
| 0:36.1 | in this or any other lifetime. |
| 0:38.7 | My name is David and I'm joined by my friend Starley. |
| 0:41.0 | Hi, Starley. |
| 0:42.1 | And also way down south. |
| 0:44.8 | Hey, hey, everybody. |
| 0:46.2 | I wasn't done. |
| 0:47.0 | Way down south where the Spanish moss flutters in the tobacco-scented breeze down in |
| 0:52.7 | Bayou country in the southernmost state of the USA. |
| 0:56.2 | North Carolina, the old North State down by the equator. |
| 1:01.6 | We have here the Phil Ford of forecasting, the pulled pork prognosticator. |
| 1:08.4 | Yes. |
| 1:09.0 | The Sam Perkins of Sages. I'll stop. The Dean Dome Nostradomas. Hi. |
| 1:14.9 | It's John Kimball. It's Long John Silver. Hi, John. How are you? Great. So, we programming note here from |
| 1:21.1 | Election Profit Maker's World Headquarters. The ban war is out of control. I'm just going to speak, |
| 1:25.8 | frankly, and from the heart. We have started a wave of destruction, and we are struggling with how to not make this podcast |
| 1:34.4 | just the reading of bans and unbans and protection bans and self-bands. |
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