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🗓️ 22 December 2022
⏱️ 34 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious |
0:08.8 | eat it all and you can't have any and today we're talking about oat milk. |
0:12.8 | That's right. |
0:13.8 | It's Christmas everybody and Christmas as Matthew is written at the top of our chin |
0:17.5 | that Christmas equals oat milk for as long as I can remember like like a oat milk would |
0:23.2 | come pouring down the chimney like the blood in the elevator in the shining and then |
0:27.1 | we would know it was Christmas it was especially weird in the 80s when the oat milk hadn't |
0:33.8 | been invented yet but we knew and then and then someone would say here's Johnny me too. |
0:50.0 | Oh I just imagined Santa up there with a big bag of it just sat on the roof with a |
0:57.0 | mish of his grin just like he's slimed another one oh my god what a beautiful time of |
1:11.7 | year Merry Christmas and happy New Year and then the morning it would be happy |
1:18.5 | Monica and Iquanza yeah all the things all all of the oat milk holidays all the oat |
1:25.8 | milk holidays yeah how do you use oat milk for your holiday season I mean I guess like |
1:30.6 | I dip my cookies into it I love mold it's what I drink while I'm out caroling I you know |
1:40.2 | I just I just like put like a double shot of vodka into my oat milk oh that's what they |
1:45.3 | call like a white white white okay the white Russian is vodka and milk and what is |
1:58.2 | vodka no pancake glue that's not just that's it you ordered a white Russian it was just vodka |
2:04.8 | and milk that's that seems terrifying I have never had a white Russian oh I have it's I mean |
2:11.5 | it's good um okay wait hold on what about so what is it if it's just vodka and oat milk just |
2:17.7 | vodka and oat milk it would be it'd be like a white like what's a country that's really |
2:21.9 | associated with oats I guess America or Ireland no oh yeah yeah yeah like okay so the the white |
2:30.3 | Irishman probably problematic in some way okay all right we'll we'll workshop that okay all |
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