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Spilled Milk

Episode 573: Oat Milk

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious

0:08.8

eat it all and you can't have any and today we're talking about oat milk.

0:12.8

That's right.

0:13.8

It's Christmas everybody and Christmas as Matthew is written at the top of our chin

0:17.5

that Christmas equals oat milk for as long as I can remember like like a oat milk would

0:23.2

come pouring down the chimney like the blood in the elevator in the shining and then

0:27.1

we would know it was Christmas it was especially weird in the 80s when the oat milk hadn't

0:33.8

been invented yet but we knew and then and then someone would say here's Johnny me too.

0:50.0

Oh I just imagined Santa up there with a big bag of it just sat on the roof with a

0:57.0

mish of his grin just like he's slimed another one oh my god what a beautiful time of

1:11.7

year Merry Christmas and happy New Year and then the morning it would be happy

1:18.5

Monica and Iquanza yeah all the things all all of the oat milk holidays all the oat

1:25.8

milk holidays yeah how do you use oat milk for your holiday season I mean I guess like

1:30.6

I dip my cookies into it I love mold it's what I drink while I'm out caroling I you know

1:40.2

I just I just like put like a double shot of vodka into my oat milk oh that's what they

1:45.3

call like a white white white okay the white Russian is vodka and milk and what is

1:58.2

vodka no pancake glue that's not just that's it you ordered a white Russian it was just vodka

2:04.8

and milk that's that seems terrifying I have never had a white Russian oh I have it's I mean

2:11.5

it's good um okay wait hold on what about so what is it if it's just vodka and oat milk just

2:17.7

vodka and oat milk it would be it'd be like a white like what's a country that's really

2:21.9

associated with oats I guess America or Ireland no oh yeah yeah yeah like okay so the the white

2:30.3

Irishman probably problematic in some way okay all right we'll we'll workshop that okay all

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