Side Stories: Santa Stories
Last Podcast On The Left
The Last Podcast Network
4.6 • 53.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479. |
| 0:10.0 | According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee. |
| 0:16.6 | And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake |
| 0:21.8 | in Vivacious to give it. |
| 0:23.4 | So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee. |
| 0:26.7 | Reptilian in the morning. |
| 0:28.7 | Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks |
| 0:32.4 | will have you immediately energize |
| 0:34.4 | upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs. |
| 0:39.2 | Thanks, honey. |
| 0:41.6 | How many? Ah, ha, you... Thanks, honey. I'm hot, I'm cold-blooded. Gah! Mm! |
| 0:47.0 | Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies. |
| 0:54.0 | Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton. |
| 0:56.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
| 1:01.0 | This is the last on the left side stories. |
| 1:05.6 | That's when the cannibalism started. |
| 1:10.2 | Side stories. |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah. Oh, buddy. We really put a stress test down. |
| 1:19.0 | Oh, buddy. |
| 1:20.0 | We really put a stress test down yesterday. You and me. |
| 1:25.0 | We went down, didn't Tifang? |
| 1:27.0 | Yes, oh my God. |
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