Side Stories: It's a Small World

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting off with a breakdown of Max's new cult-focused documentary "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God", and then - an unexpected orgy at a Los Angeles Taco Bell, a naked man causes chaos in one of Disneyland's most beloved attractions, Michigan man accused of trying to break into residential homes and masturbating on porches tells judge he "must continue!", Scat Stories, Listener E-mails, and MORE!

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race.
0:14.0	We discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose
0:18.7	to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake in Vivacious to give it.
0:23.4	So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee.
0:26.7	Reptilian in the morning.
0:28.7	Our proprietary blend of light they roasted Cocaiusks
0:32.4	will have you immediately energize
0:34.3	upon emerging from the pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.2	Thanks, honey?
0:41.6	How many? Now honey. How you?
0:44.0	Hot, hot, I'm cold-blooded.
0:46.0	Gah!
0:47.0	Mm!
0:48.0	Eggs is Spring Hill Jack and Last podcast on the left.
0:50.0	I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies. Get out of the way, I'm running ticket out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last...
1:02.0	On the left.
1:04.0	Side stories.
1:06.0	That's when the cannibalism started.
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