Episode 553: Trump's Tiny Desk

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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THE SHOWNOTES Ripass Rudy https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/1334357552117800960?s=20 Rudy's star witness https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1334311448340795396?s=20 Anti-LGBTQ school board member ends career on bum note Hungarian anti-gay MEP resigns after breaking lockdown to attend orgy Mysterious monolith appears in ROMANIA after one vanished from Utah Racists Destroy California Monolith, Proclaim Christ Superior to Aliens Kazakhstani bodybuilder marries sex doll after whirlwind romance Trump Donald Trump Just Paid $3 Million to Expand Joe Biden's Margin of Victory Sidney Powell's Kraken Lawsuits Mocked for Typos and More People Can't Believe Donald Trump's Tiny-Looking Desk For His Thanksgiving Rant Isn't A Joke Covid 'Fake news' about a Covid-19 vaccine has become a second pandemic, Red Cross chief says There's a big obstacle looming for coronavirus vaccines — a strong antivaccine movement Online Anti-Vax Communities Have Become A Pipeline For QAnon Radicalization LIVESTREAM TO SAVE THE SENATE link Donate: http://dissonancepod.com/savethesenate Rewatch the Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLRE7UzYSgs Kenneth Copeland Metal https://youtube.com/watch?v=0JPRvxTjfOk I LISTEN TO THE SHOW (occasionally). Here is the thing I remembered to post https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/jkew88/covid_beard_mask_that_looks_like_a_medieval/

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by Adamaneeve.com.
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0:15.4	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:21.1	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:43.9	Recording live from Gloryhole Studios and the other studio.
0:50.7	This is Cognitive Disnance.
0:53.5	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking,
0:57.2	skepticism and irreverence.
0:59.8	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
1:04.1	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is.
1:08.4	No, welcome mad. This is episode 553 of Cognitive Disnance and Cecil.
1:15.0	You know what we are right now, buddy?
1:17.0	What's that?
1:17.8	We are our first six three decision into the new Supreme Court.
1:22.5	Just happened this week, Amy Coney Barrett, six three decision.
1:27.7	Guess what? You can now have religious gatherings, even in the pandemic.
1:33.4	Sure.
1:33.8	That are as big as you want them to have in the governor.
1:36.9	Can't do shit about it.
1:38.2	Yeah.
1:38.9	And they ruled on it.
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