Episode 552: Crack Legal Team

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Show Notes Singapore 'smiley-face' activist in one-man protest charged with unlawful assembly DPS Crew Discovers Mysterious Monolith From Air In Remote Utah Wilderness Oregon man sues, alleging he went to doctor for distress over marital woes, only to find the physician was having an affair with his wife Co-authors of paper on COVID-19 and jade amulets blame 'the online press' and social media for misinterpretation in retraction letter Church patriarch dies from Covid-19 after leading open-casket funeral of bishop killed by the virus For 15 Years Sweden Thought Enemy Submarines Were Invading Its Territory. It Turned Out To Be Herring Farts After Malaria And Covid, British Man Survives Cobra Bite In Rajasthan Biker with meth falls during race, accidentally shoots himself before getting hit by car Mallacoota College investigated after 'totally unacceptable' sex doll incident on muck-up day Mayor won't order masks until Holy Spirit says so Livestream to Save The Senate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLRE7UzYSgs

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:38.0	Recording live from Glorial Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.
0:45.0	Every episode we blast anyone to get to our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism
0:50.0	and irreverence.
0:51.0	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:56.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is.
1:00.0	No welcome at this episode, 552 in our Apocalypse series.
1:07.0	I mean, they weren't all in the Apocalypse series, Tom.
1:11.0	Was the last, yeah, 25 or so.
1:15.0	Yeah, well, more than that actually now, I guess it's the last 40.
1:19.0	I'm just talking about, I'm just talking about 2020, you know, that's the Fury Road series,
1:29.0	but that's, that's just the road, Tom.
1:33.0	Yeah, just the road. Oh my God.
1:37.0	I'm going to eat a baby for Thanksgiving.
1:41.0	Well, I guess some big stuff has come up.
1:44.0	It's funny because Cecil and I were just talking before the show, and he's like, hey,
1:47.0	do you hear, uh, Trump, pardoned Flynn, and I was like, when did that even happen?
1:51.0	Oh, just this afternoon, it was just this afternoon.
1:54.0	Yeah, because I thought the big story we'd be talking about is the official-ish beginning of the transfer.
2:00.0	Biden finally won. He won so many times this last time.
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