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Recording live from glory whole landscaping, this is cognitive dis.

Glory whole seasons for landscaping.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking,

skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode,

the 550 of cognitive distance and Cecil.

Yeah.

It's one thing and one real thing.

When you fuck up and you confuse the four seasons hotel with four seasons total landscaping

for your press conference, but can you imagine to be entirely fair?

Can you imagine if you had, let's say, a company called Glory Whole Studios and you confuse

that and got literally any other glory hole.

Somebody shows up thinking they're going to get a microphone shoved in their face.

And I'm not sure that they'd be, well, I don't know if they'd be disappointed.

Depends on how close they are to the microphone.

You know, that could be.

I'm just saying it would definitely be a spit tag.

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