Episode 549: 70 Million Terrible Votes

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week A Florida man was mauled by a leopard after paying $150 for a 'full-contact experience' Vladimir Marugov murder: Russian 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with a crossbow Con Artists Summon "Genie", Sell "Aladdin's Lamp" To UP Doctor For 31 Lakh Essex firefighters rescue three men from tumble dryer Halloween: Texas homeowner told to remove risque pole-dancing skeletons

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0:00.0	Today's show is brought to you by Adamaneeve.com.
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0:15.4	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:21.1	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	We're recording live.
0:47.1	From election 2020 headquarters, part two, this is cognitive dissonance.
0:54.1	We have a free episode.
0:55.1	We blast anyone who gets it our way.
0:58.0	We count the votes in Nevada.
1:00.8	And they blast anyone who gets in their way.
1:04.6	They don't blast anything.
1:06.0	They plot slowly forward.
1:09.6	Well those fucking protesters outside were in a blast.
1:12.5	People in fucking Arizona.
1:14.5	Fuck.
1:15.5	Keep going Tom.
1:16.5	You got it.
1:17.5	Jesus Christ.
1:18.5	We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news.
1:24.0	Is it big or makes us mad?
1:26.8	It's skeptical.
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