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Childish

Episode 55: Maggots and Monkey Brains

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

A particularly gross episode but at least we don’t talk about chicken sex! Alison learns someone's been upset with her for two years. Plus the story of Greg's third arrest, news about rating teachers, a caller's question about her husband's new disgusting habit, a string of misunderstandings and some maggot solidarity.

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:08.0

Childish, childish, childish, this all freaks me off it. Childish, oh shit. How can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.3

Childish, oh shit. Who the hell decided I was ready for this? Hey folks Greg Fitzsimmons here.

0:25.0

Alice and Rosen here.

0:27.0

Sitting here with a couple of microphones and a recorder, like kids, like playing make-believe radio. Yep. You ever feel like that?

0:36.7

You know I don't think I've ever tied the two together although when I was a kid I did used to love

0:44.8

recording terrible stuff did you really yeah and then playing it back please tell me you

0:50.2

have some of that oh god so I had this one that my dad thought was so funny.

0:56.0

It was called the stomach train and it was like me explaining my, I can't believe I'm sharing

1:01.8

this, my understanding of like how the intestines in the stomach and stuff like I must have been learning anatomy in school or something

1:10.0

You were how old? I was like eight or something.

1:13.0

And then it was like all aboard the stomach train.

1:17.0

Chuka Chuka Chuka Chuka.

1:18.0

And then next, I remember doing this for next stop the liver.

1:22.0

Because I was doing a bobcat goth weight

1:25.2

impression yeah so I remember doing that I never thought that that's kind of what

1:29.0

we're doing the stomach train yeah we're doing the stomach train. Yeah, we're doing the stomach train.

1:34.3

The small intestine leads to the big intestine.

1:37.1

Right.

1:38.8

Well, I used to make recordings.

1:41.6

I remember I had a recording remember I talked in the last

1:43.6

podcast about my friend John Houston who died of cystic fibrosis and I had a

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