Episode 535- Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)
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🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're diving into the ass-end of the "Hellraiser" franchise with the 10th installment from 2018, "Hellraiser: Judgment." Special topics for your consideration include: the worst episode of a police procedural you've ever seen, a dearth of mean sex, the Cenobite judicial system, the actual judicial system, and the combination of titties and Warhammer 40k.
We have talked so much Pinhead in our lives. You can hear us discuss the original (Episode 51), "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205), "Hellraiser: Bloodline" (Episode 262), and the 2022 remake in Episode 402.
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| 0:00.0 | What the fuck? I mean, truly what the fuck? I mean truly what the fuck. The worst part is I think we chose this together, |
| 0:26.5 | so neither was going to be mad at the other one. I edited last week's episode so I know that I |
| 0:31.0 | asked for a shitty hellraiser. It's me. I asked for a shitty hellraiser. However, I have to believe there were ones less shitty than this one. Apparently, there are ones that are shitty. That cannot be. That cannot be. What did you describe this movie as? The worst CSI episode I've ever seen? The worst CSI episode you've ever seen. Fun fact, I've never seen an episode of CSI. Yeah. You know what that also makes this? The best episode of CSI you've ever seen. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. That's Law and Order. Same thing. No, it is decidedly not. I've not really seen CSI, but i have seen a lot of episodes of law and order yeah yeah |
| 1:12.1 | uh nyPD blue i never saw that um line of duty line of oh shit uh karen piree is back i saw it so |
| 1:21.3 | i'm gonna rewatch the first season for the third time oh really yeah holds up to multiple |
| 1:26.8 | viewings yeah oh man karen's so good. I love Karen. I remember asking Missy if she thought I could fill off sweater vest and car hearts that she said no. I think you asked me that too, and I said yes. Yeah. So really, it's, you know, who can say? It's a coin flip. All right. |
| 1:46.4 | All right. |
| 1:47.5 | Let's get into this. |
| 1:48.9 | Hellraiser 10. |
| 1:50.8 | Judgment. |
| 1:51.4 | Judgment. |
| 1:52.0 | Not night. |
| 1:52.8 | Not judgment night. |
| 1:53.6 | I wish we had done judgment night. |
| 1:55.0 | Why didn't we? |
| 1:55.7 | At least I could talk about how much I love the shitty soundtrack. |
| 1:58.2 | Yes. |
| 1:59.3 | I hope that I didn't need to see the previous five to seven Hellrazers because Lord knows I did not. Now, I have a real question for you. Yeah, I love to ask for real questions. I wish Jim were here, actually, because he's our Hellraiser X. Exactly. We should call him if we have to. I did text him about this movie. Okay. Well, here's what I need to know. |
| 2:17.7 | Because the last one that I remember seeing, or not the most recent prior to this was Hellraiser 4. |
| 2:27.1 | Bloodlines? |
| 2:29.2 | Is that the one in space? |
| 2:31.3 | It's the Adam Scott one. |
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