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Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago, at least for one of us.

Just for one.

This is cognitive distance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism

and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is.

No welcome at this episode, 534.

And Cecil, I'm not going to lie to you, buddy.

I am ugly jealous that you're in the studio tonight.

Like, I'm the kind of jealous that you're in the studio tonight that's just unfair and

it's kind of mean spirited.

Like the kind of, when you see somebody's vacation photos and you don't like them anymore.

You want to give up on the whole relationship.

It's like no, no more.

It's like, they're like, oh look what I went and you're just like, we don't talk anymore.

Here's the thing downtown.

One thing that you forget about studio, studio may look nice via Zoom, but it's 20 degrees

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