Episode 533: The Birds

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Stories from the Week Woman wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista He has screamed relentlessly': Feral peacock divides Oakland neighborhood Man high on drugs detained by police after biting seagull Seagulls 'Drunk' From Eating Flying Ants May Pose A Danger To Humans Famished NYC Rats Are Harassing Outdoor Diners

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0:15.4	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:21.1	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Oh, I don't even care if this is fucked.
0:45.7	I'm like, you know, fucking don't even care.
0:50.2	You care.
0:51.2	I do care.
0:52.2	Fuck.
0:53.2	You can't help it because we are recording disperse.
0:56.4	Oh, man.
0:57.4	Yeah, buddy.
0:58.4	I was in the studio last week though.
1:00.6	You were.
1:01.6	I know.
1:02.6	All right.
1:03.6	That's what sucks is I was fucking there last week.
1:06.0	And then how many weeks one week one week?
1:08.0	One week.
1:09.0	One week.
1:10.0	One week.
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