Episode 533: RuPaul's Drag Race S18 Ep 12 - "Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Drag Queens"
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Round up my girls! Six bucking broncos are thrown into the arena for this season’s makeover challenge. If they buck it up, they’ll feel the wrath of Law Roach’s clickbait! Myki mentors Aunt Meeks to her second win, Nini bugs out, Juicy Love Lucy, Jane does just fine and the Mitchells do Reno. Not to be a mean girl but it seems Discord is totally clueless about family resemblance, which ultimately sends her walking off into the sunset.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay. |
| 0:04.0 | Remember, Queens, tomorrow, Miss Madame Michelle Michelle down at the local water and hole |
| 0:24.6 | is gonna be looking for a strong drag family resemblance. |
| 0:29.6 | Keep that in mind. |
| 0:31.6 | We got it, we got it. |
| 0:33.6 | All right, now, you know, Michelle's gonna be looking for family resemblance. |
| 0:36.6 | She doesn't really take to these high flutin concepts. Now, you know, Michelle's gonna bring up the family resemblance thing. Yes. That's her thing. Yeah. You know, everybody has their thing. Yeah. Michelle's thing is what? Family resemblance. That's right. And being a whore. I don't know if you know how particular I am in this challenge, and even though they |
| 0:59.0 | are gorgeous and you both look amazing, you did a beautiful time delivering it, it's not |
| 1:03.5 | a family resemblance to me. |
| 1:06.9 | This is a costume with the same antennas and eyelashes, but not a family resemblance. |
| 1:11.6 | Up next, Jane don't. |
| 1:13.7 | And this is maybe don't. |
| 1:16.9 | Jane, maybe is extremely glamorous. |
| 1:20.3 | With that said, you know I'm gonna tell you |
| 1:24.0 | I'm not getting family resemblance. |
| 1:26.0 | The style of the dress is different. |
| 1:28.3 | The jewelry is different. |
| 1:30.3 | You have to give us something that would make us believe |
| 1:33.3 | that you're related apart from the same hair color. |
| 1:36.3 | Finally, I disagree. |
| 1:38.3 | I totally see a family resemblance. |
| 1:41.3 | I see that you tried to beat the face to make the bone structure similar. |
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