Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.

You grabbed yourself a drink, full of bars at all, and let's talk about what's been going on.

Termites!

It's episode 53, isn't that exciting? Look at all this shit on my desk.

So many things, Termites. So many things.

You may notice that I'm wearing some ranch earrings as a present from Wendy.

A termite named Wendy? There's other stuff from Wendy. I have to say this other stuff first,

but I put these on just for this. Yeah, there are. I may let my nieces borrow them from time to time.

Maybe for a golf tournament. Yeah, only for golf tournaments. They were in a big one recently,

and you're supposed to have a parent go with you because they're only 12 or 11 or whatever.

And my one niece was like, I want to ride with grandma because she doesn't give me lessons.

She just tells me to get my shit together. That's exactly how grandma's going to tell you that,

and it's not going to come out in the right tone either. Is it grandma? Nope. It's always dismissive.

Get your shit together. Like, you weren't trying at all, and I'm sure the kids were trying. But anyway.

Oh, termites. So many things. This was made, and this is a good thing to let everyone know.

This lady, Vicki, who spells it like my mom, Vicki within a line. Well, actually, my mom is a CK.

This is KKK. The herner sister-in-law of the podcast. This is socks for the airplane,

and my own little pillow. Because here's what everybody needs to know.

I don't think a lot of people are thinking about this. If you're going to go flying somewhere,

I'm going to put those over there gently. Well, it's cloth.

There's no more pillows, and there's no more blankets on airplanes.

And let me tell you what, lately, it can go either way. The planes can be absolutely horrifyingly freezing.

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