Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.

You grabbed yourself a drink full of bars at all. Let's talk about what's been going on.

Alright! Oh my god, it's our one year anniversary. Oh, exciting to say that. We've been doing this one whole year.

I have to keep the phone on in case the HVAC guy calls. The air conditioning is on the fritz. Um, and it's hot and shit. Um, I didn't do anything special for the one year.

I don't know. I just forgot, I guess. Plus, I've been busy out on the road on flying around like a crazy person.

So many things have happened to her. I said, oh my god. First of all, I was at the Mirage in Las Vegas. If you follow me, it was in there.

And then someone brought me a full blown quilt that, um, I have the name. It's Margie. That's who did this. I can't really open it up big enough to show you guys.

But this is a lot of goddamn work and much appreciated. I'll take a full picture of it spread out so you guys can get the gist of it.

But that made it, um, backstage, I think, right? Is that how that got there? Yeah. So, um, it's really, really a lot of work. Seriously, you guys have gone, um, above and beyond.

And much appreciated. And I met two termites. Um, I went down to the Starbucks that is located in the Mirage. I, uh, I went down to get coffee and Starbucks and eat all the masquer back in Vegas, by the way.

And that means in the show, which I thought would be weird. And it was not weird at all. I could hear everybody. And I thought, is this going to be weird like I'm a, because comedy's, you know, a timing thing is involved with the laughs. It's not like I'm a singer person where it doesn't matter what you guys do.

It matters. Can you turn me up just a little bit, battles just a tiny bit? Um, and I thought, well, I'm already here. What am I going to do? I got to do the show right? Everybody's all excited. And it was sold out. And it was great.

I couldn't even tell the difference. And I was shocked because I thought, well, even if it's has a half ass, you know, if I can't hear. So what, you know, they'll still have fun.

Anyway, I went down and I had a mask on. And there were two, um, termites that were like mama termite at you. And I'm like, oh, my God. How'd you guess you can't even see nothing about my eyes? Probably my jacket. I don't know. That were that thing all the time. My target. Me, Simone.

It's just a little blue and white stripe number back when targets sold me some over before he went bad. And, um, him and his wife cheated on the college stuff.

But I also received this one. I'm going to taste this. Okay. We have a new kind of ranch. It's terrapin ridge farms hatch chili rent stressing and the person wrote on it for Kathleen Madigan with love from your new Mexican termite fan.

Kathleen, I won't say her last name, but yay. I need more Mexican fans. I know I don't understand why, why am I not? Come on, aren't my Catholic jokes resonating?

Come on. Um, so you and Kathleen, you need to tell, um, other Mexicans, but this is what she can go watch me. I mean, I think I'm as funny as Gabriel. I'm not as Mexican, but I'm a little too white.

Probably, I know, but whatever more like more of that. So here's what I'm going to take the terrapin rent something chili.

Oh, wow. I just got a last bunk to it. I like it. I don't know. It's thin too. So if you, um, if you're in the move for thin, I've chased another terrapin ridge and I like it.

Um, that one spicy though. I like it. Sold on that. Um, all the two termites I met in Starbucks, they left this for me at the front desk and she wrote me note and she said, I'm sorry, I know somebody already gave you a ranch ornament.

So now you have to, but look, they're different. It's not the same. I know this one's got.

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