Episode 53: Party To Death

Sex and Other Human Activities

The Last Podcast Network

York, Sex, Advice, Comedy, New, Activities

4.7 • 744 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2015

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Marcus and Jackie discuss their respective experiences in therapy (Jackie's involves a lot of broken lamps) and answer a question from a fella looking to get over a recently ended long distance relationship.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah. All right. Well, welcome to Sex and other human activities. Ooh, Jackie Zabrowski opening up a Coca-Cola.
0:07.9	A cool refreshing Coca-Cola. Which she got here at the Creek in the Cave, 1093 Jackson Avenue.
0:15.0	Thank you so much for this smooth, refreshing Coke. I have a soda addiction and that's okay.
0:21.2	Me too. I drink two to three a day. I shouldn't. I have a soda addiction and that's okay. Me too.
0:21.9	I drink two to three a day.
0:23.6	I shouldn't.
0:24.5	I don't know when this started again.
0:25.9	I think it's because I stopped drinking so much through the day.
0:29.5	Me too.
0:29.9	I started drinking soda instead.
0:31.8	It's like we have this inborn urge to destroy ourselves with something.
0:35.9	Something.
0:36.5	It's like, I'm not going to drink water.
0:39.2	Where am I?
0:41.3	What am I a dog?
0:42.6	What am I going to lap it up on my hands and knees in the kitchen?
0:47.0	No.
0:49.4	Well, speaking to the creek, I was just upstairs grabbing that coke for you.
0:52.8	And I saw a man that was at least in his mid-40s, if not late 40s.
0:59.0	And he was dressed conservatively like a man should at that age, except he had pink hair.
1:07.8	So when you say pink hair, are you saying, is it long pink hair? No, short pink hair, hot pink hair. So, so when you say pink hair, are you saying, is it long pink hair?
1:12.0	No, short pink hair.
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