Episode 51: A Subscriber of Cosmo
Sex and Other Human Activities
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 744 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2015
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, welcome to Sex and Other Human Activities. I'm Marcus Parks. I'm Jackie Zabrowski. |
| 0:07.1 | Hey, Jackie. Hey, Marcus. How are you? I'm doing okay. Yeah, you're doing the way today? |
| 0:11.3 | Yeah, I hurt myself eating pussy last night. How did you hurt yourself eating pussy last night? |
| 0:15.5 | Well. Is it, wait, is it like a neck thing? No, no, it's a gum thing. Gross. |
| 0:21.7 | I don't know. |
| 0:22.0 | What do you mean? |
| 0:24.0 | What you rub your, you're not supposed to rub your gums against the clit. |
| 0:29.0 | That's how I do it. |
| 0:29.9 | It's just I lift up my, I lift up my toddlers. |
| 0:35.1 | I mean, I'm sure it would feel fine, I fine, as long as you were really soft. |
| 0:40.4 | Yeah, and somehow, I don't have, like, Joker gums. |
| 0:43.9 | Yeah, no. |
| 0:44.2 | So, I don't really, I think it just end up being teeth on the cliff. |
| 0:47.7 | Yeah, at least you don't have horse teeth on a cliff. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.0 | That would be rough. |
| 0:51.1 | Oh, that'd be horrible. |
| 0:52.7 | But how I ended up injuring myself is I had the tongue out for a while. |
| 0:58.2 | Yeah, but did you have it underneath your lip? |
| 1:01.2 | I had it like, it's like the back of my teeth. |
| 1:05.2 | Okay. |
| 1:05.7 | Yeah. |
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