Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

Childish, oh shit.

Who the hell decided I was ready for this? I am Greg Fitzsimmons. I'm Allison Rosen. We're just a couple kids that have had kids. You still feel like a kid though, don't you? Yes, and that has been one of the

surprises of being an adult is that you it's not like you wake up one day and now you're

your parents I mean it is but you don't feel like it my parents were old I mean when

I was little my parents were fucking old and I realized now like no they were much younger than me when they were

right same same it's weird to be an older parent, but to not feel older.

When did you feel like a woman?

I don't even know that I don't even know that I feel like a woman now. I don't know that I feel like a girl either though.

Because we didn't have a war. You need a war to become a man.

Okay.

When did you start feeling like a man?

I think when my dad died, I felt like a man because I felt like I had to step up a little bit.

And I think getting arrested made me feel like a man.

Didn't that happen when you were very young?

Yeah.

How were you?

I was arrested three times.

I spent three weekends in jail.

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