This is Biz, and if hosting One Bad Mother for over 10 years has taught me anything,

it's that parenting is hard and nobody gives a shit. So belly up to the low bar,

where fine is good enough and you'll never feel alone. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on One Bad Mother, I walk to suck your blood so I can test it for signs of cancer.

Kevin Mar returns with his new short film about what scares Dracula, speaking of spoilers.

Welcome back to the show, Kevin Mar.

Oh, for those of you who don't know Kevin Marne, well, this is your time to correct that.

He has been on the show multiple times. He is a filmmaker, comedy writer, and the author of

the book Santa doesn't need your help. He's been featured in the New York Times and Scientific

America, but his favorite praise came from Tiger Beat. He called him Buddy. Kevin's new short film

is streaming for free online. It's called Dracula's Super Scary Hollowayne. Oh my gosh, also

Kevin Marne, a very long time friend of mine. And so it's always nice and almost sad that this is

when I have a chance to reconnect with Kevin publicly on a podcast. So buckle up for that everybody.

How are you, Kevin? And in your answer, I want you to share who is living and not living in your

house. That sounds like someone passed. Yeah, it does. Which is not the case. I'll start with who

is here is you've got me. Yep. You've got Rebecca, my wife. Oh, Rebecca, who's also been on

this show? Also been on the show. Calvin who's waiting to be invited onto the show. Oh, well,

let's figure it out. Turns, turns 16 tomorrow. And my mother-in-law is in the basement apartment.

Well, it's a very nice apartment. I should just say the basement. Mother-in-law apartment. It looks

out on the garden. It's beautiful. It's really nice. And then the person who's not with us

is Jane, who is very much alive, living the college life as a freshman in the big apple, New York City.

Oh, why would you let him go there? Because he wanted to go there. Because we moved out of Brooklyn

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