Episode 516 - I'll Eat The Tidepods

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 24 April 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss how the NFL Draft did not pan out as well as they would have liked it to, Lysol had to release a statement to protect themselves after Trump said that injections of sanitizer were helping people fight coronavirus, Ross is ready to eat Tide Pods, Jessie splits the show with a runaway dog Crime Corner, the two find out what happened to the Men’s Warehouse “You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it” guy, and the two weigh in on the amount of pressure the country is putting on the reopening of Georgia, Tennessee and South Carolina. It better work! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, rock view by Ghostbent.com. Take a better
0:02.0	I'm gonna back Rock to you by Ghostbent.com.
0:25.3	Yeah, James.
0:28.3	When you blam, blam.
0:31.2	The drafts last night went a little long.
0:33.7	So Daddy has got to find some energy today.
0:37.9	Got to find some strike force today.
0:40.3	You were like a little girl.
0:43.2	I was.
0:44.0	In an American doll store in New York last night, weren't you?
0:48.5	Well, sort of.
0:49.4	You, uh, you crashed out last night.
0:52.1	Um, and I'm assuming.
0:53.4	What would you have me do?
0:54.7	No, but I'm assuming you didn't watch the draft, obviously.
0:58.5	I watched, I think I watched the first.
1:03.2	It was something, there was a lot of Ohio State.
1:06.2	A lot of Ohio State.
1:06.8	So every time I heard that, I was kind of like, but didn't someone go to, it was going to sound so stupid. Sure. Someone went to like the chiefs, not the chiefs, but like. The chefs? The Indian. I don't know. No, not even close. Redskins. Somebody went to the Redskins that I was like really chase young yeah it was my guy is that good
1:27.8	is that good or bad he was supposed to i wanted the falcons to trade up for him okay that was the only
1:32.8	thing i was kind of looking at and then we i our son wanted to watch something else of course uh beyond my
1:40.3	team drafting someone terrible that uh i was not not stoked about which sent me off the rails
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