Episode 515 - Draft Day!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss why racism wasn’t solved in “Green Book”, Trump weighs in on how opening hair salons and tattoo parlors might be too much right now, Jabes’ childhood crush of Warwick Davis from “Willow” remains a mystery, Jables covers a shot off penis Crime Corner, and the two end the show with going down the John and Lorena Bobbitt rabbithole. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, rock you by Ghostbent.com. Take a bit about me.
0:02.0	Make a bad.
0:03.0	I'm a fucking fight. Rock to you by Ghostbent.com.
0:25.3	Yeah, Dave, this is his dream.
0:30.2	It'd be his dream come true.
0:31.7	Wouldn't it?
0:33.2	Oh, man, before we got started today,
0:40.5	as you'll notice, I'm decked out on my Falcons gear.
0:42.3	Draft Day, Jabes.
0:43.4	Draft Day.
0:44.0	Is it?
0:46.8	Oh, goddamn right it is.
0:47.6	It's right. It is.
0:48.0	Have fun.
0:49.0	We're talking to our young producer, a young man about what would happen if Jesse Huizman came in here and just
0:58.0	started spouting off every stat about the draft and Ohio State and everything else.
1:03.0	And I was like, I had the under eye.
1:05.9	Yep.
1:06.5	Jersey on everything.
1:07.3	What are those things called?
1:09.9	Just fucking eye blockers, you know. Eye darks. What are they? Eye blacks? I don't know. It's for the sun, the lights. I think they're literally called something like this. Most everybody plays in a dome in the NFL, so it's kind of worthless. But I would, yeah, I would jack right off right here on Live on Air. Good to know. I would pull down my pants. Good to know what you find. All the way to my ankles. Mm-hmm. Stand up, probably on top of this chair. Sure. And it's got wheels on it. So I'm going to have to... Really steady yourself. Really steady myself and focus. Mm-hmm. And that would be my... My cream. Am I that wrong your ream my cream my dream my dream jabe's
1:50.9	draft day baby sure uh for me this is the first sporting event in what seems like 50 years
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