Episode 514 - I'm In A Unique Position to Experiment on My Girlfriend
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Mike witnesses a neighbor fight, Steve is watching Game of Thrones with his girlfriend, but is considering a stopping point before the show gets bad. Other series finales are discussed, how lying can get you far in life, the best chicken sandwich, the best sauces, pineapple on pizza, and a VERY DIFFICULT hypothetical scenario is presented, and family members are called!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:10.2 | On the 24th of April, I'll be at the comedy store with Kevin Sullivan. |
| 0:14.8 | He's gay. |
| 0:15.8 | So if you don't come, you're a bigot. |
| 0:19.4 | On the 25th, I have a show called Good Good Show in L.A. |
| 0:24.6 | And then what's the next month? May, May 3rd, and then San Diego with a madhouse comedy club. |
| 0:31.8 | May 8th is the Netflix is a joke festival. There's only 20 tickets left for that Kevin Sullivan's gonna be on that he's gay |
| 0:38.2 | Morgan jay grace O'Malley and your boy the Hollywood improv for Netflix it's a joke fest 20 tickets left |
| 0:47.9 | probably less by now scoop on the 16th I'm gonna be back at the Siren Theater in Portland for surrounding, |
| 0:55.0 | then on the 8th, I'm back in San Francisco, putting thousands of miles on my car. |
| 1:03.0 | From July 9th to the 11th, the New Jersey Stress Factory with the one and only Fahim Anwar. |
| 1:11.3 | Then I'm from the 17th to the 18th of July. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm at Laugh Boston with Fahim Anwar. |
| 1:18.6 | In August, the 14th, and 15th, I'm in St. Pete, |
| 1:22.1 | Zane Pete, Florida. |
| 1:25.5 | In St. Pete, Florida at a festival. |
| 1:28.8 | And then in October, I'm coming back to Chicago. |
| 1:31.9 | I'm going to beat the fucking winterline. |
| 2:01.6 | Wow. That's not. That's a good. This is, actually, actually, And that's in October of the end of the end up in October. |
| 2:26.3 | I'll be there in October. The I'm gonnae Thee |
| 2:36.0 | Thee Somebody got into a fight in my parking garage. |
| 3:00.4 | Did you hear it? |
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